Could Sherlock be any more like:
tiny baby orcalock for belly that i got a little carried away with ♥♥
important ship question: who wears the “if found, please return to [name]” shirt and who wears the “i am [name]” shirt
what if Irene Adler’s phone code wasn’t SHERlocked and he typed it in and she was like omg you’re so self obsessed
the episode would have been 1000x better tbh
#and then she texts him screencaps of the dictionary definition of “lesbian” every hour on the hour for like five days
and those dreams…
SHERLOCK THREW A MAN OUT A WINDOW MULTIPLE TIMES BECAUSE HE BELIEVED THAT JOHN WATSON WOULD NEVER LOVE HIM
But have we stopped to ask ourselves…what even IS a lustful cock monster?
It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?